awoopsehdaiseh:

giggleshrug:

Grown ass fedora-clad neckbeard manchildren are allowed to throw temper tantrums when someone suggests The Beatles aren’t god’s gift to the music world and are heralded as supreme connoisseurs of music but young girls and young women are “terrorists” and “crazy” when they express genuine disgust and revulsion by a “joke’ of extremely poor taste. I’m sleep tho

Just think - in a couple generations time, the hover-fedora wearing neckbeard manchildren will be throwing fits when ppl aren’t that into One Direction.

(via simonjadis)

katherinelehnsherr:

brad from the rocky horror picture show is LITERALLY scott summers

(via villainyforbeginners)

calico-kat:

deansass:

Gender stereotyping in the English language
I was doing my reading for class and I came across this and was shocked at how accurate it was.

Tbh I read “He’s easy” and “She’s easy” exactly the same way and with all the same connotations.
100% sexual.
Don’t know if better.

See and I read “He’s easy” as “He’s gullible / distractable / easy to manipulate.”

calico-kat:

deansass:

Gender stereotyping in the English language

I was doing my reading for class and I came across this and was shocked at how accurate it was.

Tbh I read “He’s easy” and “She’s easy” exactly the same way and with all the same connotations.

100% sexual.

Don’t know if better.

See and I read “He’s easy” as “He’s gullible / distractable / easy to manipulate.”

ironelk:

Eyyyy ok, Giveaway time for this guy. I want to keep him but I really shouldn’t be making more plushies. 

He’s made of cuddle fleece, has vinyl scales and adjustable wings. I’m not taking commissions for this guy right now, so this is probably your only chance to get a plush like this from me. (unless you’re willing to pay a lot of money ahaaahahahah but really)

Giveaway rules

-Like and reblogs

-If INTL winner, must be able to pay a shipping fee

-Winner will be contacted via ask box 

-Don’t have to follow me to win

-Giveaway ends Sept. 30th at 11PM EST

Dragons~~!~~!~**!

(via queerdean)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

When we had Live Free or Die Hard:

  • Live Free and Hard
  • Live Clean and Die Free
  • Die Free or Live Hard
  • Live Free or Die Young
  • Live Upright and Die Hard
  • Keep Free and Die Free

Takers:

  • Taking
  • Takens
  • Tokens
  • The Taking

Insidious

  • In Syphilis
  • Insiduous

Doubt, The Iron Lady, Julie and Julia, and The Help:

  • Meryl Streep
  • (idefk re: the help, she wasn’t even in that)

(via rashaka)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

And now, the weather.

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

image

Men:

image

Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

(via simonjadis)

theorlandojones:

This is a very serious disease* so I gladly accept the “bucket challenge”

*My heart goes out to all those who struggle with ALS but I am, of course, talking about the disease of apathy.  If (and hopefully when) Michael Brown’s killer is brought to justice and convicted of 1st degree murder, it still won’t prevent this from happening again. We cannot accept this as the status quo. We MUST continue the fight at the ballot box, in the media and by working to create systemic change. I’m not naive to the dirty politics (redistricting, voter ID requirements, etc) that will try to prevent us from our goal. But I refuse to give up hope. My “bullet bucket challenge” is not about pointing fingers and it’s not about being angry. Every shell casing in that bucket represents the life of someone who fought and died in the goal for civil rights and human dignity. As a member of law enforcement (yes I really am a reserve sheriff) I will not stand idly by while others violate civil and human rights under the cover of authority and I will insist that other good cops rise to the same standard as well. As a black man I will demand more from myself and my community. I will not allow outsiders to co-opt our struggle in order to commit violence in our name. I’m channeling my outrage into action so I no longer feel powerless. It’s not about black or white. It’s not about rich or poor. It’s about us vs. them. There are more of us — from all races, genders and identities — then there will ever be of them. And we will be victorious”

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality"

Join me.

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Let’s play a game!

rashaka:

maidenpool:

bendoverandbiteyourgag:

firegirl741:

twofingerswhiskey:

erinkyan:

ironedorchid:

madamehardy:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

Water is actually an improvement. One swallow before that it would have been Greek grappa.

It’s a good thing I just finished the coffee, but still have some water in my glass.

half water half vinegar oh nooooooo

coke oH NO

Mine is apple dish soap

I keep a bottle of lube by my computer, but it’s in a little group with hand lotion, nail polish remover and liquid catnip bubbles so really it could be any of those.

Smooth tobacco e-cig juice.

…at least it smells nice.

no liquid, just skin cream

Oh god, WD-40