It’s kind of a thing we do with these characters. We torture them. — Kelly Sue DeConnick x
While girlfriend was cutting cucumbers for a salad
- Girlfriend: You know, ThisOneFriend ate cucumbers because they apparently have no calories or something.
- Me: Yeesh. That's like dating Neil DeGrasse Tyson for his looks.
- Girlfriend: Inorite. I mean he's cute, but -
- Me: There's so much more goin' on there.
- Girlfriend: Quite.
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I have got to figure out what I’ve done to please the gods so well.
- I got offered a job at Goodwill
- I got a bottle of Emily de Molly’s Cosmic Forces for relatively cheap on ebay
- I got matched up with my IGGPPC pen pal and her name is Monica which is a really great name, OMG I HOPE SHE THINKS I’M COOL
- The Feels Whale has updated her fem!Bilbo fic, THE ONE THAT BEARS ANGEL COULBY IN MIND AS GIRL!BILBO I’M SOOO PLEEEEASED
And tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day!