LET ME JUST SAY that there is way too much kite-themed merchandise on etsy, and not nearly enough actual kites.

omfg my gf just fed me sauteed daylilies and they have changed my life, they are SO GOOD, I will never be the same.

The Avengers

hell00ss:

lostwiginity:

A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.

They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

Holy crap

(via calico-kat)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAN, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME TO WALK.
WELL, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME TO BREATHE, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
YES, RIGHT, BUT YOU’RE ALSO HURTING MY EAR.
THE EAR THAT IS INSIDE MY EYE RIGHT NOW, FILLING THAT EYE WITH THE ONLY THING I WANT TO LOOK AT FOREVER, WHICH IS YOU?
YES, MOST LIKELY, AND THAT IS SWEET, BUT WHAT I’M  TRYING TO SAY IS-
THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO? FOREVER? BECAUSE WE ARE TOTALLY SOULMATES?
DOES ONE SOULMATE OFTEN PREVENT THE OTHER FROM WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
SURE. IT’S PROBABLY ALL THE WEAK KNEES AND SWOONING YOU’RE EXPERIENCING FROM BEING IN LOVE WITH ME SO HARD.
DAN, IT’S YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS SMOOSHED DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD, FORCING ME INTO TREES AND BUSHES.
FORCING YOU INTO LOVE, YOU MEAN.
GOD DAMN IT, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAN, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME TO WALK.

WELL, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME TO BREATHE, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

YES, RIGHT, BUT YOU’RE ALSO HURTING MY EAR.

THE EAR THAT IS INSIDE MY EYE RIGHT NOW, FILLING THAT EYE WITH THE ONLY THING I WANT TO LOOK AT FOREVER, WHICH IS YOU?

YES, MOST LIKELY, AND THAT IS SWEET, BUT WHAT I’M  TRYING TO SAY IS-

THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO? FOREVER? BECAUSE WE ARE TOTALLY SOULMATES?

DOES ONE SOULMATE OFTEN PREVENT THE OTHER FROM WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?

SURE. IT’S PROBABLY ALL THE WEAK KNEES AND SWOONING YOU’RE EXPERIENCING FROM BEING IN LOVE WITH ME SO HARD.

DAN, IT’S YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS SMOOSHED DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD, FORCING ME INTO TREES AND BUSHES.

FORCING YOU INTO LOVE, YOU MEAN.

GOD DAMN IT, DAN.

blinkingkills:

vivavoxveritas:

Mark Ruffalo and Matt Bomer in The Normal Heart

oh god its Neal Cafferty and the Hulk :D

this is fucking adorable and also embarrasses me because i don’t know how to process romantic feelings

omfg, take ur fuckin watch OFF while boning someone, did you leave your damn socks on, too?

(via rayitastic)

andromedalogic:

omg seriously i just had a SOCIAL BREAKTHROUGH they DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE HONEST

[eyes neurotypicals warily over the top of imaginary glasses]

related: when I was little and I went to the dentist and the dentist asked me to open my mouth as wide as I could, I opened my mouth as wide as I was physically capable of opening it, like, I opened until my jaw and the skin around the corners of my mouth hurt quite a lot, and then the dentist would say, “ok, now just a liiiiittle wider” and I’d try not to cry. blah blah reply, i am a dentist and little girl mouths are fucking tiny, blah blah, but whatever. I didn’t know I was supposed to leave a fuckin margin for negotiation at the dentist, and i still haven’t quite managed to grasp that concept as an adult in a variety of non-dental situations.

only vaguely related: My little sister is having difficulty at work rn*, and she asked my older sister, who is 40+ years old, what to do about it, and big sister’s advice was basically: care about your job less, and don’t do it well. She used to work as a plant manager and she really cared about her job and did her absolute best at it, but she still eventually found herself on a layoff list. So at the (similar) job she got after that, she decided she was just gonna work for the paycheck and she didn’t care and she wasn’t gonna show them how hard she was actually willing to work. When layoffs happened at her new job, they promoted her and she got to basically name her price and now she makes $90K+/year (w/ no college degree, fyi).

*workers in her position are expected to meet a quota of 9 - 11 items per day, and most of my sister’s team does that while my sister is regularly at apprx 18 items per day, but that number dropped to 14 for a while because she had a bad flu, and during that time she got two emails re: her productivity, and although she is now recovered and back at apprx 18 items per day, her boss keeps hassling her about bringing her numbers up

monkbreath:

the only things that make me hard in this world are tyler posey and x-men

dealated:

Currently watching Hannibal movie with my wife. When all of a sudden THIS HAPPENED. 

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and we were all like

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So we went and found the netzero website in a fit of sheer old crone ecstasy and I ended up sending this to their tech support team.  

Just saw your product placement in the Hannibal movie while watching it with my wife. Quality advertising. I would say pass on these props to your marketing team but I assume anyone working in 2001 is already dead. Much like my youth. You guys are the greatest. Love always, Jessica.

Zero regrets. NetZero Life. 5ever. 

kanooce:

My face of a Tuesday.
Lipstick by Morgana Cryptoria
Blush by Sweetpea and Fay

Aight, I got an ask tonight implying that there is a keystroke logger on my computer. I’ve run it down pretty well, but just to be on the safe side, all internetting will be done on secondary devices for a while. Plmk if any of y’all get any similar asks, might be a spam thing.