Happy Mother’s Day, ya’ll.
While girlfriend was cutting cucumbers for a salad
- Girlfriend: You know, ThisOneFriend ate cucumbers because they apparently have no calories or something.
- Me: Yeesh. That's like dating Neil DeGrasse Tyson for his looks.
- Girlfriend: Inorite. I mean he's cute, but -
- Me: There's so much more goin' on there.
- Girlfriend: Quite.
Poster design for my Graphic Design project. The project entailed coming up with a non profit organization or company and designing a brand for them. Everyone else in my class came up with lame boring normal companies, but me? I wanted to create a company that specialized in commercial space flight. I spent hours creating a business plan for my company, coming up with what exactly I was offering, why my product was something people would want, what other people were trying to sell it too and why my company is better, projections about where the company will go in the future, etc. Over the course of a few days I developed a name for my company that was unique, memorable, and implied many things about my product: “Near to Light”. I had known from the first spark of an idea that for my branding I was going to use retro type travel posters as my inspiration, not just because i liked the look, but also the emotions and ideas that are tied to the concept of retro things; bygone better days of another era. This is just one piece of my branding material, which will include a logo, print media (posters), email promotion, and a website,
Omg, this is lovely.

He’s not reading, I know. But he is sexy. And that’s a great chair for reading.
I have always had trouble being attracted to Don Cheadle bc I have mostly seen him play very stern, disapproving-type characters, and I can’t get past this pervading feeling that he is just so disappointed and sad because I haven’t done my homework and he doesn’t understand why I would waste my potential like that.
But this picture has mostly fixed that problem for me, so thank you.
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“THIS IS THE DAY MY HANDSOME LITTLE MAN APPLIES FOR THE SCIENCE ACADEMY.”
“MOM, PINCHING MY CHEEKS IS NOT LOGICAL.”
I just choked on my scalding hot tea because this picture popped up.
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I have got to figure out what I’ve done to please the gods so well.
Today
- I got offered a job at Goodwill
- I got a bottle of Emily de Molly’s Cosmic Forces for relatively cheap on ebay
- I got matched up with my IGGPPC pen pal and her name is Monica which is a really great name, OMG I HOPE SHE THINKS I’M COOL
- The Feels Whale has updated her fem!Bilbo fic, THE ONE THAT BEARS ANGEL COULBY IN MIND AS GIRL!BILBO I’M SOOO PLEEEEASED
And tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day!
So Jason Collins is a hero because he’s gay? Our standard for heroism has dropped quite a bit since Normandy.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro)I genuinely dislike @benshapiro
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans)I am liking Chris Evans even more
CAPTAIN AMERICA DISAPPROVES OF YOOOUUUUUU.
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