LET ME JUST SAY that there is way too much kite-themed merchandise on etsy, and not nearly enough actual kites.
omfg my gf just fed me sauteed daylilies and they have changed my life, they are SO GOOD, I will never be the same.
omg seriously i just had a SOCIAL BREAKTHROUGH they DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE HONEST
[eyes neurotypicals warily over the top of imaginary glasses]
related: when I was little and I went to the dentist and the dentist asked me to open my mouth as wide as I could, I opened my mouth as wide as I was physically capable of opening it, like, I opened until my jaw and the skin around the corners of my mouth hurt quite a lot, and then the dentist would say, “ok, now just a liiiiittle wider” and I’d try not to cry. blah blah reply, i am a dentist and little girl mouths are fucking tiny, blah blah, but whatever. I didn’t know I was supposed to leave a fuckin margin for negotiation at the dentist, and i still haven’t quite managed to grasp that concept as an adult in a variety of non-dental situations.
only vaguely related: My little sister is having difficulty at work rn*, and she asked my older sister, who is 40+ years old, what to do about it, and big sister’s advice was basically: care about your job less, and don’t do it well. She used to work as a plant manager and she really cared about her job and did her absolute best at it, but she still eventually found herself on a layoff list. So at the (similar) job she got after that, she decided she was just gonna work for the paycheck and she didn’t care and she wasn’t gonna show them how hard she was actually willing to work. When layoffs happened at her new job, they promoted her and she got to basically name her price and now she makes $90K+/year (w/ no college degree, fyi).
the only things that make me hard in this world are tyler posey and x-men
Currently watching Hannibal movie with my wife. When all of a sudden THIS HAPPENED.
and we were all like
So we went and found the netzero website in a fit of sheer old crone ecstasy and I ended up sending this to their tech support team.
Just saw your product placement in the Hannibal movie while watching it with my wife. Quality advertising. I would say pass on these props to your marketing team but I assume anyone working in 2001 is already dead. Much like my youth. You guys are the greatest. Love always, Jessica.
Zero regrets. NetZero Life. 5ever.
Aight, I got an ask tonight implying that there is a keystroke logger on my computer. I’ve run it down pretty well, but just to be on the safe side, all internetting will be done on secondary devices for a while. Plmk if any of y’all get any similar asks, might be a spam thing.